- eats every single edible thing i can find
- idk i think i ate an almond today
sometimes my selfies don’t get the attention they deserve but it’s ok because van gogh wasn’t appreciated in his time either
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job